Five Hard Things I’ve Done Recently
In descending order of difficulty:
5. Played four sessions of Call of Cthulhu and only gone insane twice.
4. Watched almost the entire second story (the Caveman ones) of the First Doctor without clawing my eyes out in boredom.
3. Marked over 4,000 comments on Tiger Beatdown as spam.
2. Met the most absolutely fabulous girl in the world…on OKCupid.
1. Got an odd amount completely off of my Metrocard.
Though I’m by far the happiest about #2. It’s just that the odds of finding true love are less than figuring out how to get the bloody pennies off of your Metrocard—I had to use a computer.
For both, come to think of it.
