Dear Clueless Men of OK Cupid
If you REALLY like my profile, you might have noticed that I am:
—more interested in girls right now
—looking for people closer to my age
—who fucking live near me, not in Goddamn Toronto.*
I swear if I get somebody who puts something about religion in their message to me I will just put “looking for godless atheists who are into girls” as my username.
*Nothing against Toronto, a fine city and home to our greatest living writer, Margaret Atwood. But I’m through with LDRs.
